Youth Sports Cheerleader Gifts

"Don't laugh, you should see him catch fly balls."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

New School Year

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'