Celebrity Cheerleader Gifts

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Jumping cheerleaders

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Strive to win!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Great Moment in North Pole History

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'