College Cheerleader Gifts

Jumping cheerleaders

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Al's Teachers' Pets.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Labour Protests

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Nebraska Fans

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

New School Year

"School starts soon...."

'Other dogs eat homework.'

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Teacher's pet popping out of big apple lit up with candles and 'Happy Birthday' Title: Surprise parties for teachers

Student watching college game holds up a sign: Send Calling Minutes.

Summer options for the young.

'My brother plays in that football team, I think he is one of the drawbacks.'

The school has no money for supplies, so take out your cellphone and send a valentine ecard to your neighbor.

Come on England