Childhood Cheerleader Gifts

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

Belleville Toy Store Next Exit (Scream until daddy pulls the car over.

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Go team!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Al's Teachers' Pets.

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'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'60 is the new 40.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Hockey cheerleaders.

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Conformity

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'Just a suggestion...have you ever thought of boosting attendance with a bobble-head day?'

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'