Little League Cheerleader Gifts

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

Go team!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Jumping cheerleaders

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Starfish doing the wave.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Labour Protests

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.