Neighborly Cheerleader Gifts

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Ice Skater

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"School starts soon...."

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."