Neighborly Cheerleader Mugs

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Ice Skater

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

The motherhood