Chatty Cheerleader Gifts

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

Go team!

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Jumping cheerleaders

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Strive to win!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Freezing

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"You have an outstanding balance."

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

"... And he never talks to me. Mind you he always was a bit tongue-tied around beautiful women."