Cheerful Cheerer Gifts

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Men can show their emotions!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Good morning, world!"

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

"What do I bring to the company? I'm relentlessly cheerful and able to handle pressure."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"You have an outstanding balance."

'I hate Mondays!'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

Wine and Stripes

'Hi, I'm Donald and I have been too enthusiastic for forty years.'

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'

"According to the DNA sample sent to 23andMe, you're 51% Scandinavian, 35% German, 14% British, and the father of 1,253 'Little Helpers'."

"The boos I can handle. It's the silence of the educated fans that rankles."

Take all the time you want.

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

I love Trains!

"There, did you see? She did it again!"

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"

Cards for Oneself