Quirky Humor Cheerleader Gifts

'Don't worry Marty! All we have to do is sit still and look stupid for a couple of hours . . . like when we watched 'Pulp Fiction'.'

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Jumping cheerleaders

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"They'd sold out of #1's."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Freezing

Encouraging pats on the back.

Starfish doing the wave.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

Welcome to our team.

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"