Chilly Cheerer Gifts

'I hate Mondays!'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Freezing

"So, you're staying in then?"

Ice skating

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

The end is far away. 'Hey, why do you have to bring everybody down?'

Old man learning to ice skate

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Winter is a gift.

'Hypermarket' and 'Chill Market'.

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

Seven Layers.

"...Now for the weather - uh, oh...."

"Looks like you've got something there."

Real Bad Winter...

Winter Surrender

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

"Just relax!"

"According to the DNA sample sent to 23andMe, you're 51% Scandinavian, 35% German, 14% British, and the father of 1,253 'Little Helpers'."

Do you hear what I hear?

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

Frozen Farts.