Watercooler Cheerleader Gifts

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Ice Skater

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Fish in Water Cooler.

Freezing

Starfish doing the wave.

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

New School Year

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

"I've had enough reports for one day. Bring me some gossip."

"School starts soon...."

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"Global warming produces violent weather, which equals no school!"

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

Thank god she can't tell I was fantasising about her last night...

'I hate Mondays!'

'We're going to have to put a stop to all the gossiping by the water cooler.' (water cooler spreading gossip).

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Winter Surrender

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'

"Looks like Santa left something for everyone."

"I tread that fine line between being indispensable and maintaining plausible deniability."

"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

Summer options for the young.