Watercooler Cheerleader Pillows

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Ice Skater

Al's Teachers' Pets.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Fish in Water Cooler.

Freezing

There is nothing permanent, except changing the water bottle.

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

Teleworking had many advantages but colin missed the opportunity to stand around the watercooler discussing success stories.

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

New School Year

"I've had enough reports for one day. Bring me some gossip."

"School starts soon...."

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

Thank god she can't tell I was fantasising about her last night...

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

"Global warming produces violent weather, which equals no school!"

'I hate Mondays!'

'We're going to have to put a stop to all the gossiping by the water cooler.' (water cooler spreading gossip).

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Summer options for the young.

Teacher's pet popping out of big apple lit up with candles and 'Happy Birthday' Title: Surprise parties for teachers

Winter Surrender

"Looks like Santa left something for everyone."

"I tread that fine line between being indispensable and maintaining plausible deniability."

"You don't have to smile THAT much when we take down the tree."

'I try to keep the Christmas Spirit all year long, but usually run out of money in March.'

'I have come to say we love you all and want you all to succeed. Wait! . . . Wrong locker room. My bad.'