Chorus Cheerleader Pillows

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Labour Protests

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.