Rowboat Cheerleader Gifts

Putney Princesses.

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Miracle Mom #5,293

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Starfish doing the wave.

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

New School Year

"School starts soon...."

'Other dogs eat homework.'

"I'm doing my part to inspire a blue ribbon school."

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

Boat Race and Dog

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Teacher's pet popping out of big apple lit up with candles and 'Happy Birthday' Title: Surprise parties for teachers

"Show-off!"

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

Take all the time you want.

'Stroke!'

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

'Be reasonable Mildred, there's not room for both of you...'

Rowing

"There, did you see? She did it again!"

'Well, that's it. Wintah is fianlly ovah!. . . Truck Day at Fenway...the Red Sox head out fah spring trainin', which means this the fahst day of spring.'

"If you don't start paddling I'm going to tell dad you were a poor conversationalist."

A rowing team drives a van.