Rowboat Enthusiast Gifts

'Stroke!'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you mind?"

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

Loud mouth bass.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Watching Sea Life.

'It was this big. I swear'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Tunnel of fleeting love.

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

"They migrate here each summer."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Becalmed yachts