Rowboat Enthusiast Prints

'Stroke!'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Loud mouth bass.

"Settle down boy, they're not actual cat-fish."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Gone Bookkeepin'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Business Duck

'It was this big. I swear'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

"They migrate here each summer."

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

'Here's the junk mail.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Becalmed yachts

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'