Rowboat Romantics Prints

'Be reasonable Mildred, there's not room for both of you...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Romance on the Yacht

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

Underwater wedding!

The Honeymooners.

Boat Race and Dog

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

No kidding Frank, she had legs from here to about thirty fathoms!"

Tunnel of You'll-Do-For-Now

"I'm sorry...did I forget to mention? I must be honest with you. I have a condition. My doctor says I may need a full time nurse. But otherwise, I'm in perfect health!""

"Show-off!"

Tunnel of Doris

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

'Of course, this is a one-tide stand- that's how we jellyfish operate.'

'Look, you're very sweet and I am flattered, but you're a fish, I'm a mammal: It wouldn't work out...'

'Stroke!'

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

Putney Princesses.

"If you don't start paddling I'm going to tell dad you were a poor conversationalist."

'Who I Did Last Summer.'

A rowing team drives a van.

Originally I was resting before I was between engagements, I'm out of work now and next month I'll be counted as unemployed.

Fish Sex Lives