Rowboat Watcher Prints

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

Titanic: How's my steering.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Stork one-upmanship

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Me…me…catch me!'

Canoes

'It looks fishy to me.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Boat Race and Dog

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

"Show-off!"

Cat TV

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

"It won't catch fish."

'He always wears those when he's looking for rabbits!'

it all started with a rubber duck in the bath tub

'Stroke!'

'Be reasonable Mildred, there's not room for both of you...'