Rowboat Watcher Pillows

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Man mistakes new ironclad warship for Noah's Ark

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Stork one-upmanship

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

'Me…me…catch me!'

Canoes

'It looks fishy to me.'

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Boat Race and Dog

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

'There! That should make sure they don't do it again.'

"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

"Show-off!"

"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."

Cat TV

"It won't catch fish."

'He always wears those when he's looking for rabbits!'

it all started with a rubber duck in the bath tub

'Stroke!'