Rowboat Romantic Pillows

"Show-off!"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Rude Snowpeople

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

Summer wants.

'Shuck me.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

Cupid

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

"Ma? I met someone!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

"You have a date with Tim Jones? Really? You're so wicked: he's at least a day younger than you!"

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

Woman having tea in a train carriage

The little infrastructure that couldn't

'Come on inside, baby. Let me show you where the magic happens.'

"I find trains so romantic don't you?"

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."