Waterfowl Watcher Prints

Stork one-upmanship

"Miss Wilson, please send in the ducks."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Intelligent people laugh too!

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Duck Hunt

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Tallyho!"

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Two vegans, please."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."