Rowboat Adventurers Gifts

Boat Race and Dog

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"That's the deep end."

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'listen - it's haute cuisine, coming up the river from New Orleans.'

'Boat Launch'

The static electric eel is very rare.

Dentists on Holiday

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'Sometimes I wish I'd learned to play an instrument.'

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Uptight Fishing...'we put the bait on for you'

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'I think we floated a little 'too far' down stream.'

Stanley's Two Weeks In August

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"Now, which one of the Thousand Islands is this?"

Canoes

"Yeah, I found a pizza shop that delivers."

Spiro and Pusho on a boat ride.

"No, no, Frank... You only have to do that when you're ice-fishing!"

Disraeli's Victory of 1874 Aided by Publicans

Six identical fishermen in boats on a river.

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Great. Now we're out of gas. What else can go wrong?

'Reg, have you recovered that windlass yet?'

"Show-off!"

'So I said 'Give me a break Ben, go swimming with your friends or something'.'

A man in a canoe attempts to stop a giant yacht

"I can't believe Eric just went and helped himself to our dinghy!"