Rowboat Voyager Gifts

A rowing team drives a van.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"It's a hybrid!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Parts of an automobile

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Virtual Babe

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

Apple Vision Pro

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.