Rowboat Voyager T-Shirts

A rowing team drives a van.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Mac OS 20

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Lifesaver!

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"It's a hybrid!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Parts of an automobile

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Virtual Babe

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

Apple Vision Pro

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'