Vintage Vessel Voyager T-Shirts

"Wow! Timmy wasn't kidding when he said to meet him at Hiffman Praire, to see something big for his aviation badge!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"It's a hybrid!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Parts of an automobile

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."