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A limo driver chases his car down a hill.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

Parts of an automobile

If poets wrote road signs.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

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Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

Abstract Paintings.