Volcano Voyager T-Shirts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Volcanic ash...

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well

Lizard Amusement Park

"The volcano is the shop."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

A giant glass of red wine

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Parts of an automobile

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

Apple Vision Pro

"My mind is still on vacation."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wine-tasting Tour.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"