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"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

If poets wrote road signs.

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Hot Towel Web Service

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"