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How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

Internet Cafe.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

A giant glass of red wine

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Ted Hughes

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."