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How many people with a fear of heights does it take to change a light bulb?

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Internet Cafe.

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

A giant glass of red wine

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Red Wine

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

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