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"The market was buoyant this morning, it turned lethargic in the afternoon, and it closed in a frivolous mood, singing, tapdancing and baton twirling."

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Wall Street Investing.

Volcanic ash...

Parts of an automobile

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

The good ship Great Britain

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Apple Vision Pro

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

The pilgrimage begins

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"I've solved the windowless office problem."

"I'm seeing someone else."

"...And a little more to the left...yes, right there!"