Variant Voyager T-Shirts

Omicron variant

2022: You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet.

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"It's a hybrid!"

Ted Hughes

Lizard Amusement Park

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Volcanic ash...

If poets wrote road signs.

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Parts of an automobile

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Apple Vision Pro

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'