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Parts of an automobile

'When I said 'topless' I meant the car.'

Car Auction

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Lizard Amusement Park

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"My mind is still on vacation."

Apple Vision Pro

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"I'm seeing someone else."