Vintage Vehicle Voyager Gifts

Parts of an automobile

'When I said 'topless' I meant the car.'

Car Auction

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

Volcanic ash...

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Apple Vision Pro

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.