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'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

A giant glass of red wine

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Red Wine

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

Lizard Amusement Park

Ted Hughes

"It's a hybrid!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Overdoing it.

An Appreciation

Volcanic ash...

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

"Wine is plant-based food."

Scene on the English coast.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

If poets wrote road signs.

Parts of an automobile

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."