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'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

A giant glass of red wine

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"It's a hybrid!"

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

Overdoing it.

Volcanic ash...

An Appreciation

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Scene on the English coast.

"Wine is plant-based food."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

If poets wrote road signs.

Parts of an automobile

Virtual Babe