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A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

A giant glass of red wine

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

If poets wrote road signs.

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Parts of an automobile

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Wine-tasting Tour.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Easy Riders Of The Old West.