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A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

A giant glass of red wine

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

Ted Hughes

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

If poets wrote road signs.

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

Parts of an automobile

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."