Caffeine Voyager T-Shirts

Alien getting coffee.

vaccine wars.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Disease Management

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Bear at a vending machine

A giant glass of red wine

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Sputnik V

Red Wine

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Ted Hughes

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Analyst and patient

'How did I end up in Barcelona?...'

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"