Volatility Voyager Pillows

"The market was buoyant this morning, it turned lethargic in the afternoon, and it closed in a frivolous mood, singing, tapdancing and baton twirling."

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Volcanic ash...

Wall Street Investing.

Parts of an automobile

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

The good ship Great Britain

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Apple Vision Pro

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"I've solved the windowless office problem."

"I'm seeing someone else."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"...And a little more to the left...yes, right there!"

The pilgrimage begins

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

'So where are you going?'