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Camera strain

'You're not on my list...I'm afraid you've been waiting in the wrong opticians for the last half hour, madam!'

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

I NEED GLASSES

"We decided after the fourth pair of glasses that it was time to visit the optometrist."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Characters jumping out of a book.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Internet Cafe.

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer Crimes

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Ted Hughes

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."