Van Voyager T-Shirts

A rowing team drives a van.

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

A giant glass of red wine

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

Lizard Amusement Park

Volcanic ash...

An Appreciation

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Parts of an automobile

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Apple Vision Pro

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!