Van Voyager Gifts

A rowing team drives a van.

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

A giant glass of red wine

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

Volcanic ash...

An Appreciation

Parts of an automobile

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Apple Vision Pro

"My mind is still on vacation."

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"