Vacuum Voyager Gifts

"It's a loaner until mine is back from the shop."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

Mac OS 20

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

A giant glass of red wine

Internet Cafe.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Lizard Amusement Park

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Volcanic ash...

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Hot Towel Web Service

Cat Playing 10th Life.