Volcano Voyager Gifts

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Volcanic ash...

Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well

Lizard Amusement Park

"The volcano is the shop."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Mac OS 20

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Run around outside? What year do you think this is - 1990?"

A giant glass of red wine

Red Wine

"It's a hybrid!"

'No! That's not a wall safe, it's a porthole!'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Parts of an automobile

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Seats on the Stock Exhange are now equppied with air bags

Virtual Babe

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Apple Vision Pro

"Quick, stop the van! We've lost him, Harry!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Careful! We've stumbled across the Dragon's Den!"

"My mind is still on vacation."

Wine-tasting Tour.