Volcano Wanderer Gifts

'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Women of the Wilderness

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.