Volcano Vacationer Gifts

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Volcaniax

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Lizard Amusement Park

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Overdoing it.

Volcanic ash...

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'How was your holiday?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

Scene on the English coast.

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'