Volcano Visitor Gifts

Iceland volcano

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Volcaniax

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Pyramids exploding.

Lizard Amusement Park

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"The glaciers are angry."

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Chaos

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.