Volcano Visitor Gifts

Iceland volcano

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Volcaniax

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Lizard Amusement Park

Pyramids exploding.

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

Volcanic ash...

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"The glaciers are angry."

Mountaineer about to block hole of smoking volcano

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"I graduated magma cum laude."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Chaos