Volcano Watcher Gifts

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

"I wish I'd said that!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Volcaniax

Pyramids exploding.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

Volcanic ash...

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Benjamin Franklin.

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Iceland volcano

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

"The glaciers are angry."

'There goes the neighbourhood.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

"We've discovered an Earth-like planet capable of sustaining an unemployment rate similar to our own."