Vatican Watcher Gifts

Conclave and God.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Pope Francis

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Pope Francis' visit to America...

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.

'Sir, you're not going to believe this but the vatican is preparing to move into our territory.'

Vladimir Putin

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

'You wouldn't believe what's happening in the rest of the world.'

Putin and Medvedev Scratching each other's back

Capital Building of trash

In Political Campaign

Bento XVI.

'God is angry. Or else the plates along the San Andreas fault have slipped again.'

"And if elected, I promise to do everything in my power to get re-elected."

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

"It's the election. It's still up in the air."

Pope Francis

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

"Hey! That news anchor just said something completely unbiased. I wonder what brought THAT on?"

Papal elections.

Gentlemen, the economy is improving...leak the news to the media.'

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.