Pope Watcher Gifts

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

'Charles gets so upset watching the Pope.'

Cariactures

'You can just forget about the cake.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Coffee shop

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

A king and his paperwork.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

The End of Trump?

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Worthless B*****ds

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Startling!

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."